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1、废物?!我费了一生的精力，集合十种杀人武器于一身的超级武器霸王，名字就叫做「攞你命3000」(粤语，意思即「要你命3000」，终于研究成功了，阿七，靠边一点，远一点，再远一点。
2、几乎一个人吃掉整个批
3、Oh, to have life henceforth the poem of new joys.
4、If you noticed, everyone started off with their own stride, their own pace.
5、Did they wait until it was too late to make from their lives even one iota of what they were capable? Because you see, gentlemen, these boys are now fertilizing daffodils. But if you listen real close, you can hear them whisper their legacy to you. Go on, lean in. Listen, you hear it? Carpe…hear it? …Carpe, Carpe diem. seize the day, boys, make your lives extraordinary.
6、如果是普通女人，我会要她留在身边;但是你与众不同，我想给你自由。
7、Carpe diem.Seize the day, boys. Make your lives extraordinary.
8、上得了厅堂，下得了厨房，杀得了木马，翻得了围墙，开得了汽车，买得起洋房，斗得了小三，打得赢流氓。
9、To struggle against great odds, to meet enemies undaunted
10、I would've walked differently.
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